10 Days Before Christmas...

11 10 Days Before Christmas,
 you'll never guess!
We caught Elf looking
up a fox's dress...
(the little jerk!)

 

11 Days Before Christmas...

12 11 days before Christmas,
by one hand and one knee
that crazy Elf dangled
 from our Christmas tree...
(and broke three balls!)

12 Days Before Christmas...

13 12 Days Before Christmas,
I looked near and far--
and finally found Elf 
 in the Biscuit Jar...

13 Days Before Christmas...

14 13 Days Before Christmas,
I couldn't believe my eyes--
Elf gave Barbie a Big Surprise.
Well...not so big.
The Little Pervert.

 

14 Days Before Christmas...

Tis a fortnight before Christmas...
 Siobhan and myself
and all our critters are sleeping--
but not our Shelf Elf..."

15 Days Before Christmas...

16 15 days before Christmas,
 my heart in my throat,
I found Elf bathing
in our best gravy boat...

17 Days Before Christmas...

18 17 days before Christmas,
I vacuumed and dusted--
while I was mopping,
Elf and Barbie got busted.
Bummer...