7 Days Before Christmas...

8 7 Days Before Christmas,
in horror and dread,
we found Elf smoking
in his tissue box bed...

 

8 Days Before Christmas...

9 8 Days Before Christmas,
 not sooner or later--
 Elf rolled our house
with toilet paper...

9 Days Before Christmas...

10 9 Days Before Christmas,
our patience wears thin--
Elf gave us mustaches
with a permanent pen...

 

10 Days Before Christmas...

11 10 Days Before Christmas,
 you'll never guess!
We caught Elf looking
up a fox's dress...
(the little jerk!)

 

11 Days Before Christmas...

12 11 days before Christmas,
by one hand and one knee
that crazy Elf dangled
 from our Christmas tree...
(and broke three balls!)

12 Days Before Christmas...

13 12 Days Before Christmas,
I looked near and far--
and finally found Elf 
 in the Biscuit Jar...

13 Days Before Christmas...

14 13 Days Before Christmas,
I couldn't believe my eyes--
Elf gave Barbie a Big Surprise.
Well...not so big.
The Little Pervert.