On December 1st, I thought to myself--
"Soon we'll be hearing
from that lunatic Elf..."
But 24 Days Before Christmas,
he was still on the shelf!
23 Days Before Christmas,
and I hear a shout--
Siobhan just found Elf
in the pantry, working out...
22 Days Before Christmas,
Liam says in surprise--
"Why is ol' Elf
trying to exercise?"
The answer to That
left me full of woe--
Elf was planning Trouble,
and we had 21 days to go...
20 Days before Christmas,
I thought, with elation--
This year Elf must be
taking a Vacation!
BUT THEN....
20 Days Before Christmas,
I cried "Oh No!"--
I caught Elf pooping
on my cookie dough.
WHAT NEXT?!
