Showing posts with label shelf elf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shelf elf. Show all posts

Thursday, December 8, 2016

18 Days Before Christmas...



19 18 Days Before Christmas,
 my hair is turning gray--
Elf is celebrating
"Yo, Devil" day...

 At first glance he may look like your average elf: probably from a small town, nice parents, good education.

Monday, December 5, 2016

The Chronicles Of Just2Gypsies And The Shelf Elf 2016


On December 1st,  I thought to myself--
"Soon we'll be hearing
from that lunatic Elf..."
But 24 Days Before Christmas,
he was still on the shelf!




23 Days Before Christmas,
and I hear a shout--
Siobhan just found Elf
in the pantry, working out...






22 Days Before Christmas,
Liam says in surprise--
"Why is ol' Elf
trying to exercise?"




The answer to That
left me full of woe--
 Elf was planning Trouble,
and we had 21 days to go...







20 Days before Christmas,
I thought, with elation--
This year Elf must be
taking a Vacation!
 
 


BUT THEN....





20 Days Before Christmas,
I cried "Oh No!"--
I caught Elf pooping
on my cookie dough.

 Picture


WHAT NEXT?!